Until next time, remember to enjoy
Yukiko, the kinky magician, and
Aiman, the unrecognised erotica writing genius.
Yukiko recently acquired a beauti-comforta-fugging-ble-ful perfect fitting coat.
We totally went ShoPPiNG!
Argh. Blogger has
bold, italics, but no bimbo.
Imagine me saying 'shopppPPPpp-puh-ing!' anyway.
And yes, that is the bastard child of beatiful, comfortable, and Gustave after watching Donnie Darko with diarrhoea.
And yes, that's how its spelt.
And yes, I managed to spot familiarities between Donnie Darko and Doreamon.
And no, its not that Frank the Rabbit and Doreamon are both blue.
And yes, it has something to do with the terms 'predestination paradox' and 'ontological paradox'.
And yes, that's how I spent my last 3 hours; trying to make sense of Donnie Darko with the help of Wikipedia.
And no, I don't know if that's how a semicolon is used.
And yes, one chapter of Doraemon which involved an ontological paradox had me fumbling with the futility of existance on a toilet bowl for half an hour after expelling my last turd. (Doraemon gives Nobita a time stopping clicker. As Nobita exits the room, he hears a voice calling out to Doraemon. He ignores it and goes about fucking up Sinyu and Giant. While fucking around with it, he saves Shizuka from falling down a flight of stairs. He also peeks at her panties. In his shock, he drops the clicker. It breaks and Nobita is unable to unfreeze time. He then crawls into his time-travelling desk and returns to the past, where he crawls out of his desk crying for Doraemon just as his past self leaves the room.
In summary, Doraemon gives Nobita time-freezing clicker. Nobita fucks with it and permanantly freezes time. Nobita returns to past and obviously fails to stop himself from fucking up the universe...because he did indeed have to have fucked up time in order to justify going back in time whining for Doraemon's help.
And that, boys and girls, is how Nobita Nobi manages to put an end to the universe, long before the
Heat Death of the universe occurs, in less than 6 comic pages.
Thank you, Mr. Fujio F. Fujiko, for condemning a 14 year-old, taking a shit with toilet reading, to the sad realization of existential futility. Thank you very, very much, right in the ear.)
And yes, it is perfectly normal to read comics while taking a dump.
And yes, I know you do it too.
And yes. A nice update will come soon. Based on:
a) how soon Funshine Bear's msn becomes known to me, and
b) when I penetrate and crush my assignments...in the most metaphorical sense, and
c) when I decide to abuse caffeine at 10 pm.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Um.
Anyhoo.
Brb. Need to shit.
