Dear Meme (Mum)

Dear Meme,

Hi. Yeah, food is simple. Have yet to cook spaghetti.
Bank account all settled. It's on campus. I got my debit card.

Applied for Book Grant.
Won concert tickets worth $240 in a watermelon eating contest.
Concert this sunday 1st March. Justin driving me there. He will not drive while drunk.
Justin happened to beat me in the watermelon eating contest but I got tickets anyway.

Class started already.
The camera has no manual override for ISO aperture control.
Lecturer says manual aperture control is compulsory for the coursework.

Making lots of friends from all over the world.

They should give us air conditioners in our rooms instead of heaters.

Vodafone and most other mobile operators give $150 credit at the price of $30.

Girl in facebook photo is a friend from Malaysia.
Met her at forensics.
Her name is Hera.

Meeting Angie on Saturday for dinner. Will check with Angie about healthcare and driving lessons.

Keeping receipts and will compose weekly report.
Got 5% discount with a $95 giftcard from coles worth $100.

Need to get flip-flops and boarding shorts.
Checked out the beach.
Scarborough is beautiful with clear green waves.

Have yet to ge...

Will not get piss drunk.

Flatmate Anders from Norway taught me how to do laundry.
I did my first laundry today and have decided only to wear white socks if, and only if, absolutely necessary and no other alternative is available.

:)

And I now have a controlled form of diarrhoea.

Meaning I don't feel uncontrollable urge to splatter the toilet bowl but when I do have to go.

It splatters.

Too much cheese.

Flatmate I'm sharing bathroom with put up note on mirror politely asking me to clena up bathroom due to ...a certain habit I have when facing a mirror in privacy.

:P

Suitcase is still sitting in the middle of room. Half unpacked.
Feet and shoes REALLY starting to stink. Will purchase odour eaters or some powder.

In the meantime I'm glad I brought along 300 ml of purfume although you frowned upon it.

Will have to get flip-flops very soon.



Going to free welcome dinner of Kurrajong Village now.
Name of my campus area.

Does Spike miss me and is he eating properly?

This is Gus. Over and out.

AIMAN IS BACK, MOTHALOVERS!!!

OMGWTFBBQHOLYSHYTTHISISAWESOMEFTWILIKEGREENTEALATTES!!

The zombie-apocalypse is here.
Bring friends.

Aiman is back.
Zombies beware.

If you can't beat em.
Arrange to have them beaten.

The world isn't ready for Hugo.

When all is said and done,
More is said than done.

Aiman Arif AKA Raphael Ayre is back on the blogging scene. With ramblings more randomly entertaining than your's truly (sort of like that kid back in school everyone steered clear off and always kept an eye on in school...OH, you KNOW what I'm talking about), sentence structures more complicated than learning how to play Starcraft: The Board Game through sign language from a guy with 2 fingers and 3 thumbs on Opposite Day with a really bad hangover, and humour only the few who watch The Office and 30 Rock will enjoy.


That's right.

I'm talking to you.

The one surrounded by spiky haired CHEEniuses.

The one who laughs silently at packs of Ah Bengs waging a war of words.

Over a game of DotA that happened 4 months ago that noone really remembers.



If you happen to be among the masses who's idea of a good blog includes tons of cam-whore pictures, random pictures of celebrities, music that MTV endorses (conveniently hidden on a player hidden among the seizure-inducing orgy of GlitterText and rainbow pegasi (plural form of pegasus)), then ignore this grand announcement of the second-cumming of Raph...


...FOURTH cumming of Raphael Ayre!



And go watch your High School Musical.
















Alrighty. I suppose I owe you guys...well, those who don't suffer from ADD or Penise-itis.

Enjoy.




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Btw.

You clicked those links, didn't you?

=P

Flashed Before My Eyes.

Ever wonder if your life will flash before your eyes?


Cheers.

SAM results out on monday.

Tick. Tock.

Tick. Tock.

Tick.



Tick.



Tock.



I got word from Lindley. SAM results will be out online as of 6.30 a.m. South Australian time.

Good luck and good riddance.



Tick. Tock.

Tick.

42

The answer to life is 42.

It's true.

Vic and I dicked around for a whole day before the driving theory exam.

After 6 hours of waiting due to wonderful, magical, Malaysian gov efficiency,

we passed with the borderline 42.

=)

42 ftw!

Don't believe me?

Hah. When I was 7, I had a friend who was 6.

7 x 6 = ZOMG!! 42!!

In the left 4 dead marathon I pulled with Aiman, guess how many time we had to retry the same level?

No.

It was 21...

...but there were 2 of us. So 21 x 2..... 42!!

0 . 0

The mystery

My boredom continues.

Happy bday Mel!

Mel, mel, mel,
What the hell
Is there to tell?
Of this girl who rocks heaven and hell.


From turtle love to carbon tea
to The Purple Bananas
Melissa takes the lead
like a tyrannosaurus-


-Rex! Ha. Betcha I made you wonder,
How will he rhyme this, you ponder.

Betcha need more green tea,
To keep up with Mel for a day.
We'll always have free coffee,
Thanks Mel and Happy Birthday!

I Can't Stop Loving You.

Ever wonder if your life will flash before your eyes?


Cheers.