Big Black Smelly Dog.

Adopted a big, black, smelly, Labrador Retriever today.


Not to come off as racist...


...he's very huggable and friendly too.


His name is Robin. Big, black, Robin.


Dad and Hans picked em.




Dad, thinks he may be too friendly to strangers.


Hans, thinks he stinks.


Mum, is afraid to extend hand to within 2 feet of Robin.


Grandma, doesn't like him because he's black!

(I'm serious! XD She actually said it. Black not good. Brings misfortune.)


Spike, is very jealous. He actually attacked Robin by going for his neck.


Robin ran and ran and ran.

Spike must be really lucky.

Or really intimidating.

Must be too much exposure to Gustave.




I, think he's a dog.


I like dogs.


:)





sxephil's Top 3 My Dick So Big jokes:


1. My dick so big, McDonald's fries now come in 4 sizes; small, medium, large, and My Dick.


2. Einstein's theory of general relativity didn't work until he remembered to account for the mass of My Dick.


3. My dick so big, Paramount Pictures bought the rights to the next Godzilla movie, titled Godzilla VS My Dick.


*Spoiler alert!*


My dick wins.