Day 2.
Robin conveniently dug into Spike's food, prompting a realising Spike to leap at him, barking.
Robin has gotten skinnier. Hence, his food supply was increased 3 fold.
Spike remains jealous and dominant. Tempers rise.
Spike's little wound has begun healing.
Robin still didn't recognise me when I got back home today.
Spike repeatedly attempts to hump Robin.
Robin does not take kindly to Spike's repeated failed attempts at sodomising him.
Dad laughs.
Spike continues playing the Alpha Male game by constantly following and blocking Robin.
Robin shits in garden.
Shit bigger than my fists.
Combined.
Dad laughs.
Dad mashes banana into Robin's food to increase intake of vitamin C and fibre.
Gus back on Green Tea.
Gus, Spike, and Robin am happiest.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
GTA: Week 1
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Big Black Smelly Dog.
Adopted a big, black, smelly, Labrador Retriever today.
Not to come off as racist...
...he's very huggable and friendly too.
His name is Robin. Big, black, Robin.
Dad and Hans picked em.
Dad, thinks he may be too friendly to strangers.
Hans, thinks he stinks.
Mum, is afraid to extend hand to within 2 feet of Robin.
Grandma, doesn't like him because he's black!
(I'm serious! XD She actually said it. Black not good. Brings misfortune.)
Spike, is very jealous. He actually attacked Robin by going for his neck.
Robin ran and ran and ran.
Spike must be really lucky.
Or really intimidating.
Must be too much exposure to Gustave.
I, think he's a dog.
I like dogs.
:)
sxephil's Top 3 My Dick So Big jokes:
1. My dick so big, McDonald's fries now come in 4 sizes; small, medium, large, and My Dick.
2. Einstein's theory of general relativity didn't work until he remembered to account for the mass of My Dick.
3. My dick so big, Paramount Pictures bought the rights to the next Godzilla movie, titled Godzilla VS My Dick.
*Spoiler alert!*
My dick wins.
Not to come off as racist...
...he's very huggable and friendly too.
His name is Robin. Big, black, Robin.
Dad and Hans picked em.
Dad, thinks he may be too friendly to strangers.
Hans, thinks he stinks.
Mum, is afraid to extend hand to within 2 feet of Robin.
Grandma, doesn't like him because he's black!
(I'm serious! XD She actually said it. Black not good. Brings misfortune.)
Spike, is very jealous. He actually attacked Robin by going for his neck.
Robin ran and ran and ran.
Spike must be really lucky.
Or really intimidating.
Must be too much exposure to Gustave.
I, think he's a dog.
I like dogs.
:)
sxephil's Top 3 My Dick So Big jokes:
1. My dick so big, McDonald's fries now come in 4 sizes; small, medium, large, and My Dick.
2. Einstein's theory of general relativity didn't work until he remembered to account for the mass of My Dick.
3. My dick so big, Paramount Pictures bought the rights to the next Godzilla movie, titled Godzilla VS My Dick.
*Spoiler alert!*
My dick wins.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
GTA: Day 4
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
GTA : Day 3
Could not post picture of day 3.
Too tired to pose.
So.
So weak.
Had to drink a 325 ml can of Lipton's green tea flavoured drink to survive.
Going to bed earlier.
Waking up later.
Math equations moving through brain at only 60% efficiency.
Bowel movement at 70% efficiency.
Reminds me of that time when I puasa-ed for half a day.
Except, it's been 3 days without green tea.
I'm seeing green tea in everything, everywhere.
Doesn't help that I'm writing a personal reflection as a psychotic pyromaniac fueled by vengeance and thirsting for the blood of those who sentenced her family to a fiery death and those who legally defended them, only so that she might relive the moment where she watched helplessly as her family's screams and consumed by the flames which she loves so dearly.
Doesn't help that I had one nice hour of sleep today because of Econs presentation preparation procrastination predicament.
Ungh, bitches.
Pizza FTW!
Can't remember the last time I slept before 10.
Or even midnight.
On hindsight.
I should've taken bets before I started Green Tea Withdrawal.
Fuck.
Too tired to pose.
So.
So weak.
Had to drink a 325 ml can of Lipton's green tea flavoured drink to survive.
Going to bed earlier.
Waking up later.
Math equations moving through brain at only 60% efficiency.
Bowel movement at 70% efficiency.
Reminds me of that time when I puasa-ed for half a day.
Except, it's been 3 days without green tea.
I'm seeing green tea in everything, everywhere.
Doesn't help that I'm writing a personal reflection as a psychotic pyromaniac fueled by vengeance and thirsting for the blood of those who sentenced her family to a fiery death and those who legally defended them, only so that she might relive the moment where she watched helplessly as her family's screams and consumed by the flames which she loves so dearly.
Doesn't help that I had one nice hour of sleep today because of Econs presentation preparation procrastination predicament.
Ungh, bitches.
Pizza FTW!
Can't remember the last time I slept before 10.
Or even midnight.
On hindsight.
I should've taken bets before I started Green Tea Withdrawal.
Fuck.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
GTA: Green Tea Addiction
01-09-2008, 9:37 :
Couldn't find any sachet of Green Tea in the kitchen. Must have ran out.
Ah well.
Day One.
02-09-2008, 23:56 :
The rumours are true.
It's been two days since I last had Green Tea.
Day Two.
Days grow shorter and nights grow longer.
That sounds like a verse from The Acoustic Song.
I'm beginning to notice how green everything around me is.
Must resist temptation to rip open emergency supply of Green Tea sachets.
Only if the headaches and nausea become unbearable.
My TF2 sniping skills have deteriorated sharply. I missed a heavy 3 times today.
Did I just hear my notebook speak?
Nah. Must be my imagination.
Oh...how green it is.
Mmm...
Must NOT boil notebook.
Must finish economics presentation.
GDP, HDI, mortality rates, literacy rates...
Argh.
Diarrhoea.
Couldn't find any sachet of Green Tea in the kitchen. Must have ran out.
Ah well.
Day One.
02-09-2008, 23:56 :
The rumours are true.
It's been two days since I last had Green Tea.
Day Two.
Days grow shorter and nights grow longer.
That sounds like a verse from The Acoustic Song.
I'm beginning to notice how green everything around me is.
Must resist temptation to rip open emergency supply of Green Tea sachets.
Only if the headaches and nausea become unbearable.
My TF2 sniping skills have deteriorated sharply. I missed a heavy 3 times today.
Did I just hear my notebook speak?
Nah. Must be my imagination.
Oh...how green it is.
Mmm...
Must NOT boil notebook.
Must finish economics presentation.
GDP, HDI, mortality rates, literacy rates...
Argh.
Diarrhoea.
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