Boink.

The night was dark and stuff. And there was a loud 'Boink'.


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G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
OI.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Better be there for Marvin's play this friday
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
if not i dun fren you anymore arh!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
tasha....?
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Oh, tasha....
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
natasha
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
nananananaabananabananabananatasha!
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
i'll meet you at the front entrance
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:

G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
YAY!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
you're there!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
kk
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
so
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
see
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i went surfing in Bali
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
well
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
no way!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
surfing lesson anyway
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
full day
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
so in the morning
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
you're like surfer dude now?
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
YEEEEAAAAh
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
back of hands and face got sun burned
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
see
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
my morning class
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
there were these 2 fat white people
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
a nice couple la
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
AND THEY SUCKED!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
God put em there in the moring to make me look HEBAT!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...unfortunately He also placed a sexy female instructor who was local but tanned to nigger shade who was also NOT teaching me.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
damn.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
BUT
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
after the morning session
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i was tired
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
THEN
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
LOL
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i saw these 2 korean chicks
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
hoho
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
its their first lesson
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
so
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i looked UBER compared to them
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
then
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
LOL
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
totally blown away and amazed by my R0Ckz0r-ness
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...and also due to the fact that we were all pissed tired and restingon the beach...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...heh ...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...the swimming instructor gatal a bit
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
went and kacau them by sprinkling snad unto their toes
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...PFFFFFFTT...eleh...indonesians...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...By the sheer Hotness of my presence...
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
lol
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
A fresh jasmine flower fell one feet away from me
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
away from their field of sight
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
you do live in your own little world don't you?
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
lol
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i picked it up and dropped it on one of their feet
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
shush!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
and she saw it, picked it up, whispered something into the ear of the other girl and they both giggled!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
giggled like the little love-struck girls they were, under my HotShitness 10 on a scale of 5-ness
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
I found out that they were 27 year old bankers
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
who speak good english!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
and they giggled somemore when they asked me with red cheeks..
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...caused by sunburn of course...not my obvious Hotness...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...they found out that this above-averagely heighted, dark, angular young man was only 17 years old!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
W-ah! Aku Hebat!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Then, after soaking in the pool, after convincing them to jump in in their intricate made in China swimsuits..
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
at making up random stories
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
lol
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Eleh!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:

G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
we took showers in SEPERATE rooms
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
they MAY have hinted, heh, that they wanted to join me, but knowing me, and my integrity, i refused.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
i asked over the walls for shampoo, but they ignored me...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...possibly due to the fact that they were high and fantasising about being naked and showering in the same room as me, seperated only by a 10 foot wall.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
We got dressed.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
the point of this conversation is..?
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
and i asked for their contacts
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
they gave me their business cards
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Wah!
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
lol
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
and scribbled their yahoo messenger on the side
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
they left their pen with me
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
*raised eyebrow*
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...and knowing the fetishes and what is possible with a pervert and a sharp stationary objects belonging to young, attractive, available, female Korean bankers...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
I, being The Gustave, the representation and symbol of all that is Good and Uber...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...returned the pen to them.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Wah!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Goosebumps, yeah?
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
want to barf
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
and laugh
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Wah!
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
but yea..goosebumps
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
See? I am capable of 'Evoking strong emotional reactions"
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Wah!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
anyway
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
LOL
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
that story was completely true...
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
...althogh certain fact MAY have been POSSIBLY exegerated.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Heh.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
LOL
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
I'm saving this conversation in case the future one true religion wants to use this as an inspirational scripture.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Maybe I'll even post it up on my new blog
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
TheNightWasDarkAndStuff.blogpot.com
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
LOL
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
NO WAY1
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock says:
you got blogger
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Finally.
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
Crap!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
This thing doesn't do emoticons!
G ϋ Z Ŧ λ VΣ, likes walking home in the rain. says:
ARGH!








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