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Monday, May 5, 2008

Penguin Rape.

No. The Gustave did not random come up with a random title involving animals and sex in order to say "Hah! Now that I have your attention..." and rant on about flying lions with blue...horns... that shoot...

Truth.



Penguin rape is a very real, very scary, and possibly very arousing phenomenon coming to a cybercafe near you.



The following is based on a true story.








Seal and penguin (Nico de Bruyn)


An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.


The brazenness of the seal's behaviour left those who saw it in no doubt as to what was happening.

De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex.

The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.


The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.


The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and
thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear.


Seal and penguin (Nico de Bruyn)

(The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner)


Marion Island is the only place in the world where Antarctic fur seals are known to hunt king penguins on land, so the idea that the fur seal was trying to eat the object of its attention made sense.

"But then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous."

The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere.

But the mating season was nearly over when the incident took place, leading the scientists to also wonder whether the seal's natural predatory aggression toward the bird became redirected into sexual arousal.

"It was most certainly a once-off and has never previously or since been recorded anywhere in the world to our knowledge," says de Bruyn.


The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report.






By Matt Walker on BBC.
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Animals took interracial love to the next level.

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2 comments:

Secret Lover said...

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The Gustave said...

Woah. Why not give me YOUR number.


I'm assuming you are a girl. :)



Could be a guy. :|



...or a pariah. >:(