Gigabite: Drama calls.

Drama calls the Pre-College Gustave back into action. The College Gustave is subdued, well-mannered, and conditioned not to behave like a whirlpool of electrified green tea on a sugar high.

The College Gustave, also known as the Taylor's Gustave, is not very happy. He is frowned upon by society in general.

That was before...

...he discovered the Taylor's Drama club.

Now, after been put in touch with individual whirlpools of electrified green tea on a sugar high, and having a taste of the limelight again, the Pre-College Gustave, also known as the Victorian Gustave, is punching his way outta the grave...sort of like how Uma Thurman punched her way out of a coffin in Kill Bill.

Without the splinters, of course.

Or boobs.

Yeah.

This hybrid of the Victorian Gustave and the College Gustave will probably form what people around the world are calling The Taylors Gustave.

IMPORTANT. The word of the week is...

Mantits. Or, Manboobs.

It is NOT totally random. There's a very interesting story behind it which involves the name of a certain Singh, whose identity will of course be kept secret.


For now. :P


Another matter of AWESOME importance.
TheNightWasDarkAndStuff seems a little too long.

Gustave is thinking of renaming it.

Gigabite, maybe?

In reference to a poem made famous by Benjamin Ong, Gustave feels that he has to go back to the place from where began his journey...

Gigabolt7.

...and view it with a new perspective.

Anyway, the other idea, which does not involve jumping from name to name every few weeks, is taking letters in order from TheNightWasDarkAndStuff and forming an AWESOME word.

So far, I've gotten:

TitStuff
TisDaStuff
TitsAndStuff
Tits.


This is strange.

The Gustave has a sudden craving for milk.

Chocolate milk.

Right. So how would this information help you in life? This is a tournament open to the EVER SO LOYAL READERS WHO CHECK BACK TWICE A DAY AND LEAVE COMMENTS and their friends, family, ex-family, pets and talking notebooks.

The name which wins the favour of Gustave will get the AWESOME privilege of being officially be used by him when shamelessly promoting TheNightWasDarkAndStuff to the point of immortality.

"In other news, Gustave spent an hour today cam-whoring with his classmates. He took many photos together with attractive members of both genders and CY..."

Sorry, CY.

"...except for Jia Sheen, who is still pretty much freaked out by every version of The Gustave. Gustave has also managed to write his speech for tomorow in a combined 3 hours which included a Legal Studies period and recess. A few people pulled a Gustave, also known as Shooting For The Stars, during the cam-whoring. Gustave joined the Drama Club and got the post of SAM representative. On the way home yesterday, Gustave discovered 3 issues of the PhatMen comics tucked away in a shelf on the first floor of pearl point international hotel. The Phatmen comics are the only comics that reduce the formidable Gustave into stomach cramping giggles. On the way home today, Gustave discovered Lite-Yo, by nutrigen..."

It came in a TEAL coloured cup. TEAL. Gustave's favourite colour. And it had artsy wording in GREEN. GREEN. Gustave's second favourite colour.

It was green-tea flavoured yoghurt with aloe vera bits.

HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS!

Have you seen so many AWESOME words used in the same sentence in reality?

*Reality is the term used to describe the small area outside Gustave's private universe.*

GREEN TEA. YOGHURT. ALOE VERA. TEAL. GREEN.

All in one AWESOME cup available at RM1.45!!!!!!

*!!!!!! is the term used to imply that The Gustave has gone uncontrollably excited and has the energy level equivalent to a nuclear bomb going off in a warehouse full of farting cows*

It rocked The Gustave Universe, causing him to buy 3 cups in addition to 2 cups of Marigold Aloe Vera.

Gustave got home, washed his hands twice with Jojoba soap, sat next to the computer watching his brother play DotA, and gently, sensually peeled open the aluminium foil separating the precious substance from the cruel, harsh world, and licked his lips.

It was not green.




IT WAS NOT FLYING FLAGELLATING GREEN.



ARGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGH!



*Imagine nuclear bomb going off in warehouse full of farting cows.*


IT WAS ORANGE BROWNISH.



Ok, calm down, maybe by some freakish coincidence, they filled it with the wrong batch...heh.

Then Gustave found a piece of brown-coloured aloe vera.


ONCE AGAIN, Gustave wishes to declare, Green Tea is NOT Chinese Tea or the so called "Lu Cha", also known as Piss Of Satan After Hearty Helping Of Asparagus.


Green Tea
X
Chinese Tea


They must have soaked the aloe vera chunks in a big pot of water and boiled it with 10 sachets of Chinese Tea to dye it brown.


Sig Fuggers.

Seriously Sig Fuggers.

Too ignorant or stupid to tell the difference between Green Tea and urine.


One last thing,

ATTENTION ALL READERS:
You ARE worthy enough to use the chat box to the right.
Use it.


Now at 1.41 a.m. Gustave has to type out his speech for the prelims of Taylor's Public Speaking Competition.

Globalisation. The Big Mac.



Onward. Starbound.