Gustave's World Domination Forces grow close to being 10 times greater than the number of Spartans, and with 6 times more cock and ball jokes and references.
If YOU are the 3000th to 3003rd visitor.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Feel free to give yourself a hug.
Or Gustave a hug.
Or maybe a can of Anything or Whatever.
No.
Gustave did NOT just make that up.
No.
You cannot find it on the planet Uranus.
It's sold in 7-11's.
Yes.
No.
Gustave's fingers are not crossed.
Yes.
And Gustave got a not-so-random Cola and Ice Lemon Tea flavour.
It's kinda like Bertie Bott's every flavoured beans or pokemon cards.
The type sold in the wizarding world, of course!
The ones you have in your pitiful muggle world is limited to about 30 flavours.
Plus it doesn't include earwax or cardboard.
Yes. Dumbledore had an earwax flavoured one.
Yes. Everyone knows dumbledore is gay.
GH3YN3SS!!1
No. Gustave does not in any way imply that he is a wizard when he said "The ones you have in your pitiful muggle world..."
Yes. The expression "Stick your wand up where the sun doesn't shine" has been overused.
No. Gustave has no idea how a post about reaching 3000 visits has to do with wizards.
In other news,
A public warning has been issued regarding the volatility of The Doh. The public is advised to stay indoors and spend more time studying maths instead of blogging during free time.
L1 has reportedly achieved double digits of 11 points in what is being epic-ly known as The Taylor's Legal Showdown! J8 is hot on their heels and applying pressure.
Rock on. Rock hard!
No. Gustave has no idea how a post about reaching 3000 visits has to do with wizards.
In other news,
A public warning has been issued regarding the volatility of The Doh. The public is advised to stay indoors and spend more time studying maths instead of blogging during free time.
L1 has reportedly achieved double digits of 11 points in what is being epic-ly known as The Taylor's Legal Showdown! J8 is hot on their heels and applying pressure.
Rock on. Rock hard!
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