Experiencing Sex Education (without Cheesy Wedges)

CY presented his ESL tutorial.


"Sex education should be made compulsory."


Or something along those lines.


There was even something mentioned about allocating an entire topic in the syllabus to "Masturbation Techniques".



SK: Excuse me! I am a VEEEERY naive student. I do not know what is masturbation! Can you please explain the meaning seeing as you did not elaborate just now?


L1: LOLOLOLOL!!1


CY: ...hahaahah...Ms.Rajani...eh...how leh?



......



*The presentation ends*



SK: No! Really! I never learned about it properly. When I was in form 3 and teacher got to the topic about sex, everyone kept saying "YERRRRR! SPERM ERR! YERRRRRR!" and kept laughing!






Wang.


Not 'wang' as in money.


Wang.





Just when sex for the day seems to be over, Ms. Sydney drags us to LT2 for Sex Education.




I will skip ahead to the climax.




Sex Guy: You cannot get pregnant if you have sex standing up. True or false?

Jia Sheen: Um...true?




Sex Guy: How about you sir, you look very smart and mature.



CY: Um...


L1: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHA!


CY: True...yeah.



Sex Guy: Standing...you can do the Doggy...or with one leg up...it doesn't matter, most guys like to cum deep.



SAMomites: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!1




In other news, Ms. Doh is getting more and more volatile by the day. Seriously. It's always a life-changing experience when I sit in the front row.

I am thankful that I am alive after Maths everytime.


...which is good.



Hmm.


Mebbe if she sat in for CY's ESL sex education tutorial she would not be so stressed out and would have had a laugh or two...

Or three.

Or seventeen.



Which is also the number of years of Victoria's existence that we celebrated today at a relatively nearby KFC.


And by relative, I mean compared to Penang.





Today, Gustave, Victoria and friends learned some very important things:


1. Kim bakes and creates the greatest masterpieces of sugar and chocolate in the Milky Way galaxy.


2. Ice-cream melts if you carry it around in the sun.


3. Never go to KFC before 11 a.m because of the new, innovatively idiotic breakfast system
whereby the staff is forbidden from selling anything other than what is on the pathetic breakfast menu.


Including Cheesy Wedges.



We were ______________________this_________________________ close from leaving.



Which is actually pretty far away.




Happy Belated Birthday, Victoria.

Hope you wished for Team Fortress 2 when you blew out the imaginary flames on the candles. (Argh. Of all the flogging days NOT to bring a lighter...)




Cheers!