Gigabite: Mission Caption

The Gustave has decided to post up awesome pictures of himself for you to pore over and think up awesome captions for.


For example,



This is a half kilo brick of chocolate.






This is Gustave's half kilo brick of chocolate.





This is a reliable swiss army knife.





This is Gustave's reliable swiss army knife.





This is a Gustave realising what he can do with the chocolate brick and the swiss army knife.


-or-


"Holy shit...it's a brick...of chocolate...these things exist?!"







This is an extremely happy Gustave.
(Yes, the swiss army knife is doing what you think its doing)






Brace yourselves for the earth-shaking, cock-rocking, star-shooting, epic universe of Gustave that will be unleashed upon you.



This episode's photo is the following:




(That's money held in CY's hand.)



Your mission? Come up with a caption for the picture above and post it on the CHAT BOX.

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Those who contribute shall be thought of in a good way by Gustave for a few moments.

The best caption will be featured, instantly propelling its writer to celebrity fame.



...solid bricks of chocolate MAY be up for grabs after TheNightWasDarkAndStuff reaches epic worldwide influence.



Feel free to caption any other pictures here as well!



"...and here's to dreams that will never die."


Onward. Starbound.