Wanna sex?

The GoodStuff Productions proudly presents (while raving on about green tea and carrots) :



Wanna sex? -Based on a true SMS story.



Unbelievably Sexy Guy is in college, attending his accounting lesson. He is halfway through a self-assessment test.

Suddenly, Unbelievably Sexy Guy's left cargo pants pocket vibrates in a familiar way.

Unbelievably Sexy Guy sneaks his handphone out and flips it open in an Unbelievably Sexy manner.

Below the numbers '+60166239896' it is written in plain simply Chinglish :



"Wanna sex?"



Unbelievably Sexy Guy replies.


Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "Depends. Who are you?"

Wannasex: "I wanna suck ur cock. Where u. I in cheras"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: Yeah, I want to suck my cock too. Who are you?"

Wannasex: "Where u nw? I got place."

......

Wannasex: "So how? I very horny now"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "So tell me who you are. It's against my policy to allow nameless strangers to suck my cock."

Wannasex: "I am josh. Leng chai. U"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "I am straight. Heterosexual. You?"

Wannasex: "Me bi lo. Where u nw. Wat time can suck u"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "When you turn into a female."

Wannasex: "Huh i am nt female. I am boy la."

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "I know."

Wannasex: "Then y u say i become female. Me str8 acting boy"

......

Wannasex: "So what time can suck u?"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "By the time you figure it out."

Wannasex: "Where u stay first?"

Unbelievably Sexy Guy: "The rainforests of Sarawak. With a tribe of Ibans."

Wannasex: "Haiz. If u dont its ok la. Dont fool me ma."





Cheers.