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Sunday, December 16, 2007

2 a.m.

The night was dark and stuff. And I am glad I stayed up late.

Denise came online.

Hey kids, you know what's an asswipe thing to do? Get all the help you can from someone, suck em dry, then leave em out in the sun to dry and hang like used condoms. Yup. So kids, what do you do if you have friends like that? Yes, that's right, Jimmy, you can write a song about it and go on to make millions in record sales and concerts. Stephen Lynch is a good example. No, Johnny, no. You do not "make them feel your pain with sharp stationary objects". Faber Castell or otherwise.

Alright kids, be cool, stay in school. And don't do drugs!

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