In other news...

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween! Although the true horror begins 3rd November 2008, 7 a.m.



Halloween: Waverly Films style









Blood Curse: Curse of The Blood Curse
Episode 1- Blood Curses








"The LORRRRRD is my SHEPHERD!"

The Duncan Bros are one of the best, unbelievably unrated filmakers on youtube. Subscribe to them.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Eye of the Storm

It's official, ladies and gentlemen, SAMsters of all ages!


Our last day of SAM has come to an end,

With clicks and flashes and cheese and bangs,
we put on smiles and thrust our wangs,
V-shaped fingers fill the air,
bunny ears pop up on Sydney's hair,

With 95% confidence, and CAD too,
The class goes wild, screaming like fools,
"Remember your spare batteries!" says Ms. Doh.
While smiling proudly, stands Mrs. Soh,

Ms. Rajani sighs with tired eyes,
With a smile and a wave she says her goodbyes.
L1 bodyguards escort The Wendy Loo,
As she eats an ice-cream that looks like moo-moo.

Peppercorn is filled with cries of "Jia Sheen!"
The way CY eats, nobody has ever seen.
Econs: Full attendance, Kah Yang too,
But wait, where is Melbourne Loo?

Goodbye SAM, goodbye my friends,
Goodbye D18, and that broken projector screen.
It's 3 p.m now, just when we had enough,
Someone walks in, and finally there is Good Stuff.

Many sleepless nights, even more sleepy days,
Let those memories never fade away.
SAM has expanded our vocabularies,
Dep-preciation, air-rors, and aborigin-knees.

D-11, forget about it.
A-19, that's more like it!
So little to do, yet so much to say.
Less talking, more actus rea.

With clicks and flashes and cheese and bangs,
we put on smiles and thrust our wangs,
My fellow SAMsters, the final test is near,
Prepare yourselves, the eye of the storm is here.

-Gustave Oon, 2008 SAMster

Dedicated to L1 (Elite class) and all my fellow SAMsters out there. Please get lower TERs so my grades will be moderated up. Cheers, Kim and Vic!




Study hard. Study smart. 1 more week to go.

Cheers! =D

Yes.

Yes.

YES.

YES!!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.

Yes, yes?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Hai.



Yes.

Yup.

Yuppidy-yoohoo.

Yuppidy-yoohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Yee-haw.



Yes.

Monday, October 20, 2008

No.

No. No. No. No. No!

NO!

No.

No.

No, no, no.

No. No. No.

Argh!

NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

No.

...

No.

...

No.

...


...no wait...



...what if...



...maybe it's a...





...NO!



Holy noness of no.

No.

No way.

Way no.


Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono.

NO.


NO.


No.

No.

no.

no...

In thy no-dly name we pray, ramen.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hell No!


*All the Small Things*

...No it ain't so, I will not no, turn the no out, carry me no...



*Only One*

Here I no... no my lungs out...just to let you no...you are my only no...

...I let no...so dishonestly...so leave a no...and you will find noone...



*Mr. Brightside*

I never.....I never.....I NE-ver.....I never.....no......





No...no...no...no...

Not a chance in not.

No chance in no.

No.

Just...

NO.



How did...

...but maybe if...



...No.


No.




Oh, no.

Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, no.

No, Oh.





.......no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

.......no.




No.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Green-T-Goodstuff

On my epic journey and search for matter with trace amounts of Green Tea in them, I give you The Green-T-Goodstuff.

I will encounter products with green tea in them every now and then, and being the green tea freak that I am, will rate them of their worthiness of Green Tea.


6 Green Tea Leaves will be used to rank the product in terms of:

-Colour
-Smell
-Taste
-Effectiveness of product
-Value
-Overall Green-Teaness



Products and shizzle (word to take the place of any noun) range from food to stationery to hygiene products.


This week's item up for Greening is:




Dentyne's Green Tea Mint Flavoured Chewing Gum.




I first came across this chewing gum in a 7-11 near Taylor's college Subang. Vic stopped me from buying it by dragging me out the door. Her strength to ...size ratio caught me off guard. I finally bought it a few days ago at Jusco.

Om! Nom. Nom. Nom.


First thing I noticed was the colour- a bit too dark and blue-ish, but it's still friggin green. Unlike certain "green" teas.

Popped it into my mouth and HOLY BERZONKERS!!1

They've found a way to solidify green tea into a chewable long-lasting form!

I noticed something strange after chewing it for about 10 minutes though. My mouth started to itch really badly.

Like.
Just-wanna-stick-your-fingers-in-there-and-scratch-your-tongue-and-gums.
Itchy.

"NO! I finally found green tea gum and I'm allergic to the damn thing!"

I'll never figure out why I didn't spit the gum out right then.

After a few more, I realised that I was subconciously trying to squeeze out every molecule of Green Tea goodness with my tongue after the flavour is reduced exponentially by 10 minutes of rigorous chewing.

Wasn't the gum's fault after all.'

RM1.10 for 10 pieces? Worth every outdated one sen.

I fell asleep while chewing this gum once.

Ok. Twice.

It lasted a good 6 hours before it started dissolving and waking me up.

That's some good gum.

And it apparantly helps whiten your teeth.



Smell-wise, I'm having a hard time removing the stuck gum from my nose hairs. I do NOT recommend snorting this product.



Colour
GGGGG

Smell
GG

Taste
GGGGG

Effectiveness of product
GGGGGG

Value
GGGGGG

Overall Green-Teaness
GGGGG

If you ever have to buy a pack of gum that whitens your teeth and greens up your day.

Go Dentyne.
Go Green Tea.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Vice Prez Debate: Biden VS Palin in 10 mins

Maverick.

I just watched clips of the Vice Presidential Debate on youtube.

Sarah Palin.

Stupid.

Like, stoopid.

Maverick!!

But, hey! She's got action figures dressed in school uniform!

Maverick!

And she is totally a VPILF.

What's a VPILF?


Well, it means Vice-president I'd Love to ...

...in other news!


Sxephil : Sarah Palin is a VPILF




Subscribe to Phil! He's aw-weeeeeeeee-some!






So anyhoo...

Maverick!

Here's a clip I found for those of you with 10 minutes to spare:





Biden VS Palin in 10 easy minutes









Maverick.


By the way, the Green-T-Meter will be coming to a blog near you soon!

Tell a friend.


P.S. I met someone in TF2 with the name AuR*GreenTeaRox!


:)

Kampai!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Constipation

:( No updates for a while.

Creative juices and solids not flowing.

Gotta go on overdrive study mode for the next month for SAM finals.

Oh boy.

I need to take a dump really badly now.



BRB



Back.

Aiman is nice peoples.

Vic is nice peoples.

Kim is nice...busy peoples. :P



In the meantime, have fun:


We sing the forest electric, by Grickle.









Humans are assholes.

Beaver bootay-shaking action, baby!

:)

Cheers!