Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Bee...
Scene: A cafeteria in Bentley- Perth, and a toilet in Sydney.
"...so, how's your play doing? The actors ok?"
"Well...I'm taking a crap now, and the toilets are hollow and people can hear me. I don't wanna comment and offend anyone...so you know la..."
"..."
"...yeah..."
"So...bagaimanakah play kamu? Pelakon-pelakon ada bagi masalah tak?"
"Oh...sebenarnya...HOHOHOHHOHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You bastard!! HOO-HOO HAHHAHAHAHA!"
"...HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! You got it, right? Pffftthahahahahahha!"
"AHAHAHAH! YEAH! AHAHAH....whoooo! This is truly Malaysia Boleh wei!"
I miss nasi lemak. =<
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