The Killers are not killers.

Brandon Flowers stopped the show halfway...

:(

...when he spotted a fight going on!

"Whoa. Whoa! Stop. Stop that. Ok. Stop the music. You guys gotta stop fighting. We've come here today to bring people together, not to kill someone."

Like I said. The Killers are not killers.

BRANDON FLOWERS FTW!

Jesus Pwn3d U

Tired

Too tired to think. Film and TV assignments. Graphic designing editorials.

So here goes.

This is a shout out to Aiman, Vic, Hugo, Shanti, Syed, and Hans.

You guys are totally on the "Gustave's highly-unlikely-to-ever-come-into-existence-superhero-or-medieval-comic-heroes-main-cast".

Complete with trademark one-liners and sexy, shiny tights.

Well.

Except maybe Shanti.

Yeah.

Coz.

Uh-huh.

Too late.

That image is totally not going away.

Especially if it's yellow and purple.

With red boots and a cape.



XD



Vic was right. We need to set the world on fire.

Btw, Syed. Hugo suggested that the 3 of us walk on stage naked and do an Oscar-winning 10 minute inpromptu.

I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of Quentin Tarantino.



Shanti, sorry for the uh...

Yeah. Haha.


And Aiman, call me. Or msn at least.


Hans and Hugo, keep the Ultimate Secret safe.

"Kukurela are my friends."

Stale beer.

We drink. We dance. We piss on people's shrubbery.

Yay. Haha. Dance the night away.
Whee. Jiang-Jiang! The scout update's a blaze!

Cold, dry wind and unforgiving sun, burn my skin.
Bring on the cancer and croak up my voice.

Oh my.

Oh my.


Oh my beautiful. Beautiful voice.

Projection. Attention. Erection.
Remember the days we had on stage?



Hardcore, non-stop, living for the moment.

For the spotlight.

For the tears, the roars, the laughs.

The standing ovations.

Alcohol has raped my throat. Oh absolut-ly.

Honey, honey, honey.

...Mmm, so yummy.
It's a monosaccharide's world.


June says Abba is gay.

Shame upon thee! If Abba is gay, then gay I shall be!

...and I guess that sorta explains the Fatimah episode.

Anyhoo.

I miss Iris.

Her six strings. And just when I learned how to play "Pussy-Meow-Meow" on her.


No shong. No shingalong. No, I can't stop loving you.



Thanks for the Blues,

the Blinks,

the Hallelujahs.

Joo noe hu joo ...ah.

Blue orchids.
Vanilla vodka.

An editorial layout for Quentin Tarantino perhaps?
Or Eric Clapton?
Tim Burton?

Sam Hui?



Guns, God, and Goons.

Bullets, Booze, and Bloodstains.

One more week, then it's off to the beach!

To the rink, to the clubs, to the guitar store, to The Killers!
Hopefully.




Till then, settle down, buck up, and don't give in.

The encores will just have to wait.

"Kukurela are my friends."

I can has a DSLR.

Yay. Got the Canon 450 D with double IS lens.

Let the shooting begin!

(18-55mm lens)

Why so serious?

(Slightly out of focus, with flash, producing spooky eye effect.)

Whoa. Nice.

(A little under-exposed. The brightness, of course. Thx for posing, btw.)

The Gustave is here! Clad in T-shirt and pajamas!

(Over-exposed. Slow shutter speed captures 'motion-blur' or ghostly figures.)

Off we go! Till next time! Over and out.

Malaysia Boleh!

Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Bee...




Scene: A cafeteria in Bentley- Perth, and a toilet in Sydney.



"...so, how's your play doing? The actors ok?"

"Well...I'm taking a crap now, and the toilets are hollow and people can hear me. I don't wanna comment and offend anyone...so you know la..."

"..."

"...yeah..."

"So...bagaimanakah play kamu? Pelakon-pelakon ada bagi masalah tak?"

"Oh...sebenarnya...HOHOHOHHOHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You bastard!! HOO-HOO HAHHAHAHAHA!"

"...HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! You got it, right? Pffftthahahahahahha!"

"AHAHAHAH! YEAH! AHAHAH....whoooo! This is truly Malaysia Boleh wei!"



I miss nasi lemak. =<

Dear Meme (Mum)

Dear Meme,

Hi. Yeah, food is simple. Have yet to cook spaghetti.
Bank account all settled. It's on campus. I got my debit card.

Applied for Book Grant.
Won concert tickets worth $240 in a watermelon eating contest.
Concert this sunday 1st March. Justin driving me there. He will not drive while drunk.
Justin happened to beat me in the watermelon eating contest but I got tickets anyway.

Class started already.
The camera has no manual override for ISO aperture control.
Lecturer says manual aperture control is compulsory for the coursework.

Making lots of friends from all over the world.

They should give us air conditioners in our rooms instead of heaters.

Vodafone and most other mobile operators give $150 credit at the price of $30.

Girl in facebook photo is a friend from Malaysia.
Met her at forensics.
Her name is Hera.

Meeting Angie on Saturday for dinner. Will check with Angie about healthcare and driving lessons.

Keeping receipts and will compose weekly report.
Got 5% discount with a $95 giftcard from coles worth $100.

Need to get flip-flops and boarding shorts.
Checked out the beach.
Scarborough is beautiful with clear green waves.

Have yet to ge...

Will not get piss drunk.

Flatmate Anders from Norway taught me how to do laundry.
I did my first laundry today and have decided only to wear white socks if, and only if, absolutely necessary and no other alternative is available.

:)

And I now have a controlled form of diarrhoea.

Meaning I don't feel uncontrollable urge to splatter the toilet bowl but when I do have to go.

It splatters.

Too much cheese.

Flatmate I'm sharing bathroom with put up note on mirror politely asking me to clena up bathroom due to ...a certain habit I have when facing a mirror in privacy.

:P

Suitcase is still sitting in the middle of room. Half unpacked.
Feet and shoes REALLY starting to stink. Will purchase odour eaters or some powder.

In the meantime I'm glad I brought along 300 ml of purfume although you frowned upon it.

Will have to get flip-flops very soon.



Going to free welcome dinner of Kurrajong Village now.
Name of my campus area.

Does Spike miss me and is he eating properly?

This is Gus. Over and out.