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Evil Goldfish Eyes
Evil Goldfish Eyes
(...staring into your bedroom.)
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the Ace of Academic Writing,
the Sultan of Surrealism,
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presenting, for one lifetime only...
Hugo Yap.
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(-insert applause-)
Check out his blog, lest the legion of Monkeys possess your every spasming tissue of your existence.
...including your hair.
(-fade applause-)
Hugo Yap.
(-cue spotlight-)
(-insert applause-)
Check out his blog, lest the legion of Monkeys possess your every spasming tissue of your existence.
...including your hair.
(-fade applause-)
...the ones on your legs.
(coz they hurt like hell when pulled.)
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(coz they hurt like hell when pulled.)
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2 comments:
I'm going down to Rose Marie's
She never does me harm
She puts it to me straight as day
And gives it to me for a song
It's a wicked life, but what the hell
Don't everybody gotta eat?
And I'm just the same as anyone else
When it comes to scratching for my meat
I'm going to acapulco
Going on the run
Going down to see some girl
Gonna have some fun
It's not a bad way to make a living
And I ain't complaining none
For I could blow my plum
And drink my rum
Then go on down to have some fun
Ching chong, chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching chong, chinaman don't know how.
Ching chong, chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching chong, chinaman covered in shit.
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