Gustave am saddest.

Gustave is now officially semi-emo.


Why?


Well, because his hair isn't quite long enough in the front.


And because of a little thing called LEGALS CPT.


1500 words.



To those thinking about joining SAM.


Step 1: Pull head out of butt.


Step 2: Shampoo and scrub thoroughly.


Step 3: Visit TheNightWasDarkAndStuff with a cup of steaming hot green tea.


Step 4: The green tea and exposure to Gustave's Golden Realm of Insanity will make you consider joining ICPU or A-Levels instead.


Step 5: Show your gratitude to Gustave for saving you from a year of Semi-Heck. (Heck is like half of Hell, and then there's Semi...so...um...go figure.)


Step 6: Visit TheNightWasDarkAndStuff hourly.


Step 7: Resist the urge to bat Gustave over the head with a raw boneless flab of chicken meat.






Anyhoo.


"Are judges more likely to reach fair outcomes than juries?"


Only one way to find out.

Bring it on. SAM.

Oh dear. Self-potraits and solo camwhoring.

Give this guy 5 hours of Team Fortress 2 Therapy!


If you haven't played or purchased Team Fortress 2.

You have not experienced life.

You sad, sad person.

Hahahaha! Have fun living in *Hyuk! Hyuk! Snort! Pffffffft*...





...reality.

LOL!!1 PfwNZ0rZ!!1





In case you were wondering, Hyuk Hyuk is a type of geek laugh.

And now you know.


Ooh, SAM Idol pictures are up on facebook.

Cheers!