Thought For Food

Here are some thoughts I would gladly trade in for a subway sandwich:


"Stick it in him, Aiman!"
-Vic



What's the Malay word for Sodomy?

Sudoku.



"Only two things are infinite- the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein



"You are the worm in my stomach."
-Sydney (to Jian Rong)

(I can think of several things that look like worms.)




By only looking at the face of a person in a picture, how can you tell if he's about to sneeze or orgasm?




Boys like girls, but girls like men.





Nom! Nom! Nom!

Cheers!